Bio: I grew up in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. As a new born I was electrocuted while playing with my father's atari commodore 64. After that I knew even as a one year old that I was destined for digital glory. I spent the first two years of my life in the storage room of my father's computer shop. There I was just a puttin together stuff and getting electrocuted. It was fun. Those days were what we here at amazee call the cable days. Just a bunch of cables lying around like lazy rats. i wasn't lazy though. I excelled at computers in school and with just five years of age I installed my schools first deep blue sea c (c for computer). It was a beautiful ting which won against little tiger woods in lego golf, a complex digital version of real golf set in amazee-bear corner.
My elementary school days were shit, not the shit.... shit. I was very unpopular except with NASA FIBI and CIA, no those aren't girl's names, they're big federal agencies in the U.S., for whom I worked on complicated logarithms to find out how the russians speak with a backwards R.
I graduated with straight A's, in binary code that's 01000001 (
http://www.tekmom.com/buzzwords/binaryalphabet.html). My parents were very proud, so proud in fact, that my dad finally revealed to me the family secret: my ancestors installed all the counting boards in Babylon, Irie!!! With my roots in mind and my plans to lay new optical fiber ones around the globula, I embarked on a road trip with 12. Along for the cross country ride to Harvard U were HalfComp, my special computer and Electro Jack, my favorite portable algorithm.
The trip was long. We made it to Palm Springs by the night of the June 12th 1992. We decided to stay in a Best Western just to put the cables on the table and get in a little crunch calculations. At the time I was working on a sight induced cursor which moves when you look at it. So I was staring at HalfComp, when suddenly there was a knock at the hotel room door.